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Dive into the fun with our hilarious "I Can't, I'm Fish Faced!" Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee! This clever t-shirt features a bold and witty graphic that puts a playful twist on a classic excuse. A fantastically expressive orange goldfish with an exaggerated, pouty "fish face" holds a sophisticated martini glass filled with a cocktail and a lime wedge. Below this charismatic character, the text declares the ultimate punchline: "I CAN'T I'M FISH FACED." This isn't just a tee; it's a great conversation starter, a nod to happy hour shenanigans, and a fantastic way to show off your sense of humor without saying a word.
Imagine wearing this tee to a casual get-together, a backyard barbecue, or your favorite bar. The instantly recognizable "fish face" expression, combined with the witty pun, is guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone's face and lighten the mood. It’s perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and the occasional cocktail, making it an ideal choice for a night out with friends or a lazy weekend in. The playful cartoon style of the goldfish, along with the detailed cocktail glass, creates a unique and memorable design that is both amusing and stylish. This tee effortlessly blends comfort with a universally understood statement, making it a staple in any fun-loving individual's wardrobe.
The humor in this tee is a playful take on the phrase "getting faced" or simply making a silly "fish face" for a photo. It’s an homage to all the memorable (and sometimes blurry) nights out, celebrating them in a lighthearted and creative way. The addition of the martini glass elevates the joke, giving it a sophisticated edge that's perfect for adults who know how to have a good time. It’s a great way to let people know you're in a fun, relaxed mood and are ready to enjoy the social scene. The design’s vibrant color palette, with the bright orange fish and the subtle blue bubbles, ensures it stands out and catches the eye, making it a fantastic addition to any collection of humorous apparel.
Crafted from the superior quality of Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex jersey short sleeve tee offers unparalleled comfort and a soft, lightweight feel, making it ideal for all-day wear. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this premium fabric provides an incredibly smooth surface perfect for vibrant and long-lasting prints, ensuring the comical "fish faced" graphic remains crisp and clear. This tee features a modern, retail fit that's comfortable and flattering for a wide range of body types. Please note that unisex sizing is generally larger than typical women's-specific sizing. Women may find this tee offers a more relaxed, roomier fit. For a standard fit, women might consider ordering their usual size, and for a more fitted look, sizing down is often recommended. Men can typically order their usual size. The shirt's side-seamed construction ensures durability and helps the garment maintain its shape, even after countless happy hours and washes, while a tear-away label enhances comfort.
This "I Can't, I'm Fish Faced!" Unisex Tee makes an absolutely fantastic gift for friends, party hosts, cocktail enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a good pun and a bit of lighthearted fun. It’s an ideal present for birthdays, holidays, or just as a fun surprise. It's available in classic white, sleek black, and a refreshing aqua, allowing you to choose the perfect color to complement the design.
Product Features:
Hilarious Fish Design: Features a cartoon goldfish with a "fish face" holding a martini glass, and the pun "I Can't I'm Fish Faced." 🐠🍸
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001: High-quality, ultra-soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. ☁️
Retail Unisex Fit: Modern, comfortable cut that is flattering for all body types. 👕
Durable Construction: Side-seamed for long-lasting wear. 💪
Tear-Away Label: Enhances comfort for sensitive skin. ✨
Vibrant Print: High-quality printing for lasting design clarity. 🌈
Available in Three Colors: White, Black, and Aqua. 🎨
Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) ❄️
Tumble dry: low heat 🧺
Do not bleach 🚫
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat ♨️
Do not dryclean ❌
Slogan: Drink, laugh, repeat with our fun and quirky apparel! 😂🍹
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Love it! It's so soft and warm and not heavy.
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The Whippie’s do an amazing job with their designs! Sweatshirt is comfy and lightweight, perfect for the weather down in Clemson! Definitely recommend this product.
Absolutely loved this design and execution! Perfect for the occasion.
Such a unique design. Love it!
I ordered a size medium for my granddaughter in California. I just found out today that you sent a size small. What can be done about this?
