🦥 Functional Adult? Excessive! ☕ Unisex Jersey Tee ✨
🦥 Functional Adult? Excessive! ☕ Unisex Jersey Tee ✨
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🦥 Functional Adult? Excessive! ☕ Unisex Jersey Tee ✨ Embrace the sloth life!
🦥 Adulting is hard. Embrace the sloth life! ✨ This "Being a Functional Adult Seems Excessive" Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is the perfect way to express your love for all things cozy and your not-so-secret desire to just chill out. This relatable design features an adorable sloth curled up in a chair with a warm blanket and a cup of coffee, perfectly capturing the mood of anyone who's ever felt overwhelmed by the demands of adulting. ☕
💖 Why You'll Love It:
- Super Soft and Comfy: Crafted from high-quality materials, this tee is incredibly soft and comfortable to wear all day long. ☁️ The lightweight jersey fabric is perfect for those days when you just want to relax and unwind.
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Versatile Style: The classic crewneck style is timeless and versatile, perfect for both men and women. 1 Pair it with your favorite pajamas, sweatpants, or jeans for a casual and comfortable look. ✨
- Relatable Message: Let's be honest, adulting can be exhausting! This tee is a fun and lighthearted way to acknowledge the struggles of being a grown-up. It's sure to resonate with anyone who's ever felt overwhelmed by the demands of daily life.
- Eye-Catching Design: The adorable sloth and relatable message create a design that's both cute and funny. It's a conversation starter that's sure to get a laugh.
- Easy Care: Simply machine wash and dry to keep your tee looking its best.
🎁 The Perfect Gift:
Looking for a unique and humorous gift for a friend, family member, or yourself? This "Being a Functional Adult Seems Excessive" tee is the perfect choice. It's a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion when you need a good laugh. 🎁
✨ Embrace the Sloth Life:
This tee is a reminder to take it easy, relax, and embrace your inner sloth. It's a celebration of those moments when you just want to curl up with a good book and a warm beverage and forget about the stresses of the world.
🛒 Order Yours Today!
Don't miss out on this comfy and relatable tee! Order yours today and let the world know that being a functional adult is overrated.
Note:
- Actual product colors may vary slightly from what appears online.
- For best results, follow care instructions on the garment label.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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